This is a land of love and lies.
This is a land of love and lies.

Sex addict trapped in the body of a hopeless romantic. Switch, tending towards sub most of the time. I'm from Yorkshire, and i really like weird, heavy music. and butts. John Baizley makes my belly fizz.

I am basically a 6 foot 2 puppy, by which i mean i like getting head scritches and attention. and occasionally being walked on a leash. If you like any of those things we'll probably get along. Trying a lil' non-monogamy. 18+ or go away, tho. seriously. Rather NSFW. . P.S There will be dude on dude porn on here.


In honor of Autumn coming soon, here are some happy dogs that love the fall weather are aren’t afraid to show it. Have a great day everyone.


even scarier halloween costume ideas:

  • the growing popularity of ukip
  • the conservative party’s plans to scrap the human rights act

sooo you a rough sex blog preaching feminism? fuckin weird —Anonymous


Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.


This is a picture from the Curiosity Rover on Mars showing Earth from the Perspective of Mars. You are literally looking at your home from the Perspective of another planet.


i’m not sorry


New tattoooo


that doesn’t sound right


I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.