This is a land of love and lies.
This is a land of love and lies.


Musician. 22. Sci Fi. Heavy metal. Sex addict trapped in the body of a hopeless romantic. i like rum. I'm from Yorkshire, and i really like Baroness. and butts, so if you like any of those things we'll probably get along. 18+ or go away. seriously. Rather NSFW. P.S. tagged/me generally is not me. unless the picture is a dude with a beard. and my face. P.P.S There will be dude on dude porn on here. just fyi.  Creepers Creepin'
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thebearatthedoor:

I love, love, love when they wear their tails with the panties still on. Something about it

insuh:

My flower series signature pose. These flowers were so unreal 💖 insuhyoon.findrow.com

allforhisgreaterglory:

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game

iamawinrar:

Since you’ve given me two urls as a source I’ll have to post this anon.

http://xodaisyquinn.tumblr.com
http://dr1p-dr1p.tumblr.com

Also a tip for next time would be to make a video and send me it so I could attempt at a more high quality gif :).
(is there more on the way? :x)



fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

j1mble-fallen-angel:

jamespmberry:

isagrimorie:

thatfrenchman:

Horns - trailer

So everyone has seen this Horns trailer that was posted over the weekend, right? I’ll be damned if post-Harry Potter Daniel Radcliffe with an American accent is… kind of a badass? 

OMG. Daniel Radcliffe with an American accent.

And scruffy.

YAAAAASSSSS

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

This looks pretty sweet, yo.

snarkasaurus:

silencingthedrums:

minim-calibre:

iamnotswarley:

rudesby:

zombres:

I absolutely rank this as one of the big Moments in my life as a person who actively engages with text.  That is, this is a movie that you either decide to just GO WITH or you peace out as soon as you see a crowd of medieval jousting fans jamming to “We Will Rock You.” You CANNOT just passively take it in.  You MUST make a choice, and either accept or reject its wacky nature.  

I, obviously, decided that HELL YES was I into this and have never regretted it.

A TOAST TO ALL WHO ARE INTO A KNIGHT’S TALE UNIRONICALLY, particularly if you’re also an English history/language geek.

My only regret is that Chaucer’s costume did not remain just Paul Bettany’s skin.

This is the best movie, everyone else can go home

ctlbrk hasn’t seen it. doesn’t want to see it. I feel this is one of his flaws. He does have them. This is one.

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

hush-girl:

You can’t fake being in your happy place.

lotharioslady:

I’m going to steal my sisters clothes ugh.

fuck-it-idc:

forever my favorite pic